by fastg1
brunogaia wrote:
And brakers gonna brake XD!
Just a joke (gotta read the whole thread to find my Darth Vader impersonation :) ).
By the way I have no hate whatsoever for FFG, they've published at least three of my all time favourite games: Runewars, Warhammer:Invasion and Lord of the Rings the coop card game.
Actually I'm not rally S*** everything only because of what I see as plagiarism (even if it clearly itches that sensitive spot in the creator within me...).
I'm just venting my Star Wars fan's rage cause I'd have liked to like this game but there's no way I'll ever like it.
I'd rather play "zombie dice" for all I care XD
At least zombie dice doesn't hide it's terrible randomness under layers of pseudo-metagaming and fan-service...
... "wheezing noise" ... "-Look!
-What Lord Vader? Is the enemy in sight?
-There! Right in front of us!
-What? I can't see anything! It's dark here in space!
-Yeah I know... You don't feel the Force the way I do... But look, there's an old lady crossing the road!!!
-Oh my goodness Lord Vader! Brake!!! Braaaake!!!!"
And that will conclude this thread (for me at least)
Cheers guys, and sorry for those who felt offended but...
Really...
No way...
If I were Andrea, I'd be laughing my head off (which obviously he isn't, seeing the amount of fan's dough he's missing...)
(switches off his flaming shield, and flees under the disguise of a giant mouse with a perpetual grin of self-satisfaction derived from the feeling of belonging to a superior race of mice XD!)
Just a joke (gotta read the whole thread to find my Darth Vader impersonation :) ).
By the way I have no hate whatsoever for FFG, they've published at least three of my all time favourite games: Runewars, Warhammer:Invasion and Lord of the Rings the coop card game.
Actually I'm not rally S*** everything only because of what I see as plagiarism (even if it clearly itches that sensitive spot in the creator within me...).
I'm just venting my Star Wars fan's rage cause I'd have liked to like this game but there's no way I'll ever like it.
I'd rather play "zombie dice" for all I care XD
At least zombie dice doesn't hide it's terrible randomness under layers of pseudo-metagaming and fan-service...
... "wheezing noise" ... "-Look!
-What Lord Vader? Is the enemy in sight?
-There! Right in front of us!
-What? I can't see anything! It's dark here in space!
-Yeah I know... You don't feel the Force the way I do... But look, there's an old lady crossing the road!!!
-Oh my goodness Lord Vader! Brake!!! Braaaake!!!!"
And that will conclude this thread (for me at least)
Cheers guys, and sorry for those who felt offended but...
Really...
No way...
If I were Andrea, I'd be laughing my head off (which obviously he isn't, seeing the amount of fan's dough he's missing...)
(switches off his flaming shield, and flees under the disguise of a giant mouse with a perpetual grin of self-satisfaction derived from the feeling of belonging to a superior race of mice XD!)
Ok. Really?
I tried... I really did. I didn't want to comment on this train wreck of a thread, but... please. I'm the first to admit that I don't like the mechanic used in "near-collisions." And I've done so in more than one thread. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that the more skilled pilot is punished. But that's neither here, nor there.
Is the OP serious? Did he honestly believe that his initial post was a genuine review, rather than a rant? And this last post? Can you say "nonsensical?" And, yes... I understand that English is most likely not his 1st language. That's not the point.
I guess it was too much to hope for a reasonably objective, rational review that raises potential concerns... or, if necessary, actual flaws. As, let's be honest, every game has. So... there was plenty that you could have said...
Instead, we get mice? Are you serious? Go back to your bridge, son. Or, my apologies... en francais. Retourner à votre pont.